All beef exports stopped as government inspectors investigate BSE fears.
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Would like to meet,

Someone who likes wood and meat,

For symmetry, if nothing else.
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Clean-shaven, at last.

Paul stares at him.

"Barry... I don't understand."

Barry pulls the trigger, and walks away.

"To you."
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Keyboard with American layout.

I do not know where you are @.

This poem is not a metaphor.

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Dear Chief Inspector,
Come back.

I will pay.

A reasonable amount.

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Photocopier,
Photocopier,
You disgust me,
Your light burns my eyes,
You jam my papers.

Just fuck off and leave me alone.

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Five pounds?
Five pounds?
Five pounds?

I cannot count and do not know what that means.
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Smallpox.

Too small.

Too poxy.
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Do not molest children.

Do not molest children.

They are fragile and not worth the effort.
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The most painful way to exit?
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